Some days we thrive.
Other days we’re running on fumes — and somehow, you still get shit done.
This one’s for the barely-standing, still-trying, caffeine-fueled humans who hold life together with grit, humor, and sheer stubbornness.
Barely functional… but still here.
Barely Functional
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Printify Barely Functional - Snapback Trucker Cap
Some days you thrive, others... caffeine fueled and grit... but still show up. The Yupoong 6606 snapback trucker cap is a staple in custom headwear, designed with a six-panel, mid-profile build that combines structure with an easy fit. Its pre-curved Permacurv® visor with a matching undervisor keeps its shape while maintaining the classic trucker style. A cotton sweatband provides comfort during long wear by absorbing moisture, and the cotton-poly front with a breathable polyester mesh back balances softness, durability, and ventilation. With its consistent fit and embroidery-friendly design, the Yupoong 6606 is a trusted choice for branding, retail, and everyday use. .: Structured mid- profile six-panel cap.: Hard buckram front panels.: Permacurv® visor, matching undervisor.: Front and visor: 60% cotton, 40% polyester.: Back: 100% polyester mesh.: Sweatband: 100% cotton.: Brand sticker on the visor.: Adjustable plastic snap closure.: Sewn-in label with brand name (Yupoong).: Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh One size Crown height, in 6.50 Diameter, in 7.00 - 7.75 Circumference, in 21.65 - 23.62 Visor length, in 2.76 EU representative: Grizzly Hippie LLC, Grizzly.Hippie.LLC@gmail.com, 3037 STANTON CIR, Carmichael, CA, 95608, US Product information: Yupoong 6606, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
$27.77
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Printify Barely Functional, Unisex Midweight Softstyle Fleece Hoodie
Some days we thrive. Other days we're running on fumes - and somehow, you still get shit done. This ones is for the barely functioning, still trying, caffeine-fueled people who hold it together with pure grit, humor, sarcasm, and sheer stubborness. Elevate your casual wardrobe with our custom fleece hoodies, expertly crafted from an 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester blend, with a 100% cotton face for a soft, premium feel (Dark Heather is 50/50 cotton/polyester, Sport Grey is 75/25 cotton/polyester). This hoodie features a 2-piece, color-matched jersey fabric-lined hood, a stylish dropped shoulder, and a convenient pouch pocket. Emphasizing sustainability, it meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100 for eco-friendly production and is manufactured in a WRAP-certified facility that partners with the Fair Labor Association, ensuring ethical and socially responsible practices.Disclaimer:- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. .: 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester with 100% cotton face (fiber content varies for different colors).: Medium-heavy fabric (8.4 oz /yd² (284.8 g/m²)).: Classic fit.: Tear-away label.: Sustainable manufacturing: This product meets the OEKO-TEX Standard 100.: Socially conscious manufacturing: This product was made by a mill partnered with Fair Labor Association and was made in a facility that is WRAP certified S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length from center back, in 34.00 35.00 36.00 37.00 38.00 39.00 40.00 41.00 Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 EU representative: Grizzly Hippie LLC, Grizzly.Hippie.LLC@gmail.com, 3037 STANTON CIR, Carmichael, CA, 95608, US Product information: Gildan SF500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
$35.09 - $40.75